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#saturdaysatire: how to sexily deflect workplace harassment with flirtatious giggles – @reductress

It’s no sexy secret: Sexual harassment in the workplace is a huge problem. It’s important to report workplace sexual harassment, even if it does carry the risk of never again having a boyfriend. Of th...

#saturdaysatire: woman posts another facebook status in hopes that men will learn to be human beings – @reductress

In light of the recent allegations of Harvey Weinstein’s sexual abuse, many women are despairing over what they can do to address this issue. But 26-year-old Brooklyn resident Lisa Stein has a plan: P...

#saturdaysatire: media accused of undersexualising young actresses – @whispersnewsltd

FRESH scandal in the tabloid press as rumours of possible firings and even prison sentences for journalists as a recent report from the Institute of Studies and Research of Research and Studies reveal...

#saturdaysatire: We need to fix feminism so it appeals more to blokes like me

As an outspoken white upper-middle-class male, people are constantly clamouring to hear my view on feminism. Usually, dispensing feminist commentary is quite easy for me. I just pass off something I'v...

#saturdaysatire: six personality traits guys hate in women (unless she’s a hottie) – @reductress

Useful information on How to Behave, at last. Ever meet a guy who seems super interested in you at first, but after a date suddenly won’t return your calls? Your personality might be turning this guy...

#saturdaysatire: average woman spends 45% of her time forgetting to do her laundry – @reductress

A recent study out of Oklahoma State University has found that the average woman spends as much as 45% of her time forgetting to do her laundry. The 12-year study followed over 1,200 women of diverse...

#saturdaysatire: app responds to group messages with ‘hahahaaaa’ every 45 texts – @reductress

Earlier this week, a much-needed new app was released by a group of Silicon Valley engineers. The new iMessage extension called, Hahhahaha will allow people to spend much less time monitoring their gr...

#saturdaysatire: Local dipshit planning on fighting Trump administration through art – @theonion

HUDSON, NY—Saying he felt compelled to personally respond to the actions of a president he views as vicious and corrupt, local dipshit Scott Rudnick announced Thursday his intention to fight the Trump...

#saturdaysatire: how to mentor the less experienced man you’ll eventually work for – @reductress

Being a woman in any career can be hard – especially if you’re trying to move up the corporate ladder. It’s nice to pass on what you’ve learned to other people, even if he’s a young man who will event...

#saturdaysatire: Tories to make deal with DUP after Satan pulls out – @whispersnewsltd

BRITISH PM THERESA May is set to confirm to the Queen that she has struck a deal with Northern Ireland’s DUP party, following the sad news Satan pulled his support for the Conservatives after having ‘...

bonus #sundaysatire: “Yeah, but Brexit negotiations” May retorts for 7000th time today – @whispersnewsltd

BRITISH Prime Minister Theresa May has reportedly been caught in a loop today after repeating the phrase “Brexit negotiations” for the 7,000th time in a bid to belittle her opponent Jeremy Corbyn. Sp...

#saturdaysatire: woman who regrets voting for Trump still pretty racist – @reductress

Janet Ballard of Poughkeepsie, New York, now wishes she hadn’t voted for President Trump. However, she’s still super racist. While Ballard had somewhat opened her mind to others’ viewpoints after the ...

#saturdaysatire: “The power of Christ compels you” screams Pope after tackling Trump to ground

REPORTS emanating from the Vatican this morning contrast greatly with the official accounts of US President Donald Trump’s first meeting with Pope Francis, WWN can confirm. The first meeting between ...

#saturdaysatire: empowering Ivanka quotes that are things other people said – @reductress

In her new book, Ivanka Trump proves herself one of the foremost feminist thinkers of our time with her original words – each a rare gem of wisdom you’d never find elsewhere, aside from in other books...

#saturdaysatire: seven acts of resistance I stopped doing a month ago – @reductress

In this challenging political climate, it’s very easy to become complacent in the face of our rapidly diminishing democracy. And that’s exactly why I have. If you still have the strength to #resist th...

#saturdaysatire: seven misconceptions people have about the working class – @whispersnewsltd

WITH a new awareness campaign being launched by the government to combat welfare fraud, the spotlight has fallen on a rarely covered criminal conspiracy known as ‘the working class’. WWN, keenly aware...

bonus e. monday satire: dystopian novels to read while they’re still fiction – @reductress

Dystopian fiction can give a jarring glimpse into worlds not all that far removed from our own, which can either make you feel better that society hasn’t become quite so scary yet, or terrified that w...

#saturdaysatire: male feminist tells women to continue not smiling – @reductress

An inspiring video made by self-described “male feminist” Duncan Wizell has gone viral this week. In the video, Wizell approaches women on the street to give his approval of their decision to not smil...

(more) #saturdaysatire: “Again, again!” says delighted Trump after big bang sparkly flash zoom – @whispersnewsltd

“OOOOH that was a BIG one!” exclaimed a giddy Donald Trump in an adorable clip posted to YouTube showing the 45th President of the United States in his situation room, watching missiles launched from ...

#saturdaysatire: ‘Devil’s Advocate Boy’ statue erected on Wall Street next to ‘Fearless Girl’

Bravely staring down the financial district’s ‘Charging Bull,’ many women have found the popular ‘Fearless Girl’ statue’ on Wall Street a source of inspiration in the ongoing fight for gender equality...