#saturdaysatire
#saturdaysatire (sometimes on a sunday)
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#saturdaysatire: Woman arrested for crossing line of assertive yet non-threatening (down with this sort of thing) – @reductress
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / March 26, 2016Early this morning, 37-year-old Toni Larkin was arrested for menacing and endangering the welfare of an entire Starbucks coffee shop after correcting someone who cut her in line. Despite earlier repor...
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#saturdaysatire: Five heroic male feminists who deserve the recognition they demand – @Reductress
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / March 19, 20161. Kyle Tolliver man. On January 18, 2015, Kyle Tolliver embarked on a heroic and selfless five-paragraph-long Facebook rant about the wage gap and mystifyingly received no phone numbers or messages o...
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#saturdaysatire: International Women’s Day ruined by men
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / March 12, 2016THE continued existence of the planet’s men is impeding the ability of women to enjoy International Women’s Day on their own terms, WWN has learned. The section of the male half of the earth’s popula...
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#saturdaysatire: My feminist boyfriend isn’t working until the wage gap is fixed
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / March 5, 2016In my life so far, I’ve been fortunate enough to date guys who refuse to take part in sexist behavior. I’ve had plenty of boyfriends who’ve gone above and beyond in their willingness to take on sexist...
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#saturdaysatire: sweetie, as you get older, your body becomes more shameful
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / February 27, 2016Sweetie, it’s time you and I had a very important conversation—a conversation every mother has with her daughter when she gets to be around your age. You’re getting to a point now where you’re going t...
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#saturdaysatire: reeling in the years, 1957: women officially upgraded to second class citizens by Irish government
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / February 20, 2016In a move that has shocked many people in this country John A. Costello and his government have officially upgraded the status of women in Ireland to 2nd class citizens. The Taoiseach did not provide...
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#saturdaysatire: I’m not political (because I assume I will retain all of my privileges forever)
By feimineach / in #politics, #saturdaysatire / February 13, 2016Listen guys, I get it. You hate the orange guy with the crazy hair. You love the old guy with the crazy hair. You think Hillary is a woman but she sends too many emails. Wow, you’re soooo political. G...
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#saturdaysatire: woman feels like she’s finally ready to start receiving unsolicited vulgar messages again
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / February 6, 2016Explaining that she had needed a few months to herself to “get back to the right emotional place,” local woman Laura Berman told reporters Monday she finally felt ready to start receiving completely u...
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#saturdaysatire: brave man saves woman from internalized sexism
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / January 30, 2016A strong, intelligent man freed a woman from her inner shackles on Friday when he yelled at her for reapplying lipstick in a bar. “I just never thought about makeup as a tool of societal oppression b...
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#saturdaysatire: how to become so great a leader that men almost respect you
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / January 23, 2016Sure, you graduated top of your class, you’ve been working tirelessly for over a decade, and you’ve proven to your superiors that you’re the most reliable employee in the company. That’s all great, bu...
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#saturdaysatire: woman takes short half-hour break from being feminist to enjoy tv show
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / January 16, 2016Saying that she just wanted a little time to relax and “not even think about” confining gender stereotypes, local health care industry consultant Natalie Jenkins reportedly took a 30-minute break from...
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#saturdaysatire: I am not a feminist, but I do think all men should die
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / January 9, 2016Let’s get one thing clear: I am not a feminist. But just because I am not a feminist does not mean that I don’t wish all men should die. As a matter of fact, I hate them. I think men are disgusting, h...
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#saturdaysatire: woman celebrates another successful year of downplaying her accomplishments
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / January 2, 2016Year-end employee reviews can be intimidating for women in the workplace, who may find themselves questioning whether or not to negotiate for raises and expanded benefits. But 34-year-old Carolyn Weis...
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#saturdaysatire: woman reading the Guardian can’t take much more empowering
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / December 26, 2015TRAMORE native Louisa Ferris has almost reached an empowerment breaking point after reading the 67,067th article on the Guardian’s Comment is Free section this year, which has implored her to fully en...
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#saturdaysatire: stuck up bitch can’t take a compliment, confirms local wolf whistler
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / December 19, 2015ONE of Waterford’s most prominent wolf whistlers has condemned the unappreciative reaction of a local woman to his well meaning compliment, WWN can confirm. Gary Sheedy, 29, was minding his own busin...
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#saturdaysatire: Man corners woman to explain he is ‘one of the good ones’
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / December 12, 2015After being confronted about sexual jokes made about his female coworkers, 35-year-old employee Bret Raybould cornered project manager Libbie Sabo to explain that he’s “one of the good ones” and she “...
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#saturdaysatire: women now empowered by everything a woman does
By feimineach / in #womensrights, #saturdaysatire / December 5, 2015According to a study released Monday, women—once empowered primarily via the assertion of reproductive rights or workplace equality with men—are now empowered by virtually everything the typical woman...
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#saturdaysatire: Childless women are selfish monsters, claims idiot mob
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / November 28, 2015Any woman who doesn’t want children is automatically worse than Hitler, says an mob made up of fucking morons. The mob, which has been gathering online under the name “Your Uterus, Our Business,” has...
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#saturdaysatire: Inspirational quotes to get you through this article
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / November 21, 2015Inspirational quotes can lift us up and make our spirits soar, but lists of them can be daunting. Feeling skeptical about investing your time in reading this article? Here are some inspirational qu...
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#saturdaysatire: Pope Francis Forgives Women for Having Periods
By feimineach / in #religion, #saturdaysatire / November 14, 2015In an act of unprecedented grace, Pope Francis has announced that the Catholic Church will allow priests to forgive women who have committed the “original sin” of menstruation. “It is important, in ...
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