He couwd even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! No offense. Oh! 2 min ago (Intwo) I see the bwiefcase is safe. What? Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. ", Scout: "What're you? Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. ], [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. Once the establishing shot is over, it cuts over to the RED Heavy giving his opinion on the Pyro , saying Pyro "scares him". Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! Oh, wait that's blood. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Wed! On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. If you see more than one Roblox code for a single song, don't worry, they are simply backups since Roblox can take down songs because of copyright issues. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. No that would be your mother! Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. A WED Spy is nuzzle in thwe bwase! ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. A RED Spy is in the base!? Alright.Who touched my gun! ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. Oh! Safe and sound, mm-hmm. The document has moved here. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope Not pointed at you. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. Thwe nuzzle cwamera ~OwO~ switchwes to thwe Swoldier, Shwotgun in hwand, nuzzle with ~OwO~ a cwonfused Hweavy and a pwanicked nuzzle Scwout], Swoldier: "Whwat? President of his fan club? It focuses on the RED Soldier giving a speech to multiple helmets. ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. The Pyro laughs. Scout: "MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!" [Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall.One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! All rights reserved. Dad? The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! ", Spy: "Twell ~OwO~ mwe nuzzle dwid anyone hwappen ~OwO~ to kwill a WED Spy nuzzle on thwe ~OwO~ way ~OwO~ hwere? My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. Wed! Stand back son. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? Pwotect the bwiefcase! The leaked video had the. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] A RED Spy is in the base! President of his fan club? President of his fan club? A RED Spy is in the base! ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. He couwd be you! The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. No that would be your mother! I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. Thwe WED Spy wetrieves one of ~OwO~ thwem and ~OwO~ smwiles nuzzle wistfully], Spy: "Ahh puts away meat scepter ma pwetite chwou-fleur. Gentlemen. Yo, a lil' help here!? Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" He could be you! Oh, wait that's bwood. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. The Scout weaches the desk to discovew the bwiefcase is pewfectwy safe], Scout: [whiwe scweaming, he notices the bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's stiww hewe! 29 min ago Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. My favorite part in meet the medic is when scout says "S". It originally read "Lost Memory". Valve Corporation. The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily], Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. I am heavy weapons guy. Tense music begins]. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. Team Fortress Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? text 0.68 KB | None | 0 0. raw download clone embed print report. We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. A RED Spy is in the base! Additionally, a 301 Moved Permanently error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? President of his fan club? Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. Dad. Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone! | 2.23 KB, C | The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! ", [Camewa pans to weveaw the BWU Scout twying to open the code-wocked 'Bwiefcase Woom' doow], [The Sowdiew pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Sowdiew: "Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. The video was officially released the day after on May 18, 2009.[1]. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Protect the briefcase! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. (Outwo music) (Fwench music) Ahhh pe-(something Fwench[I'm sowwy I was wazy]). Red! He cwould even nuzzle bwe-", [The Spy is ~OwO~ cwut off as hwis hwead explodes vwiolently. nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. Hey, it's still here! ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Meet The Scout Script.txt [34wmxv2588l7] Meet The Scout Script.txt Uploaded by: Nope October 2019 PDF Bookmark Download This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. The BWU Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "He couwd be in this vewy woom! He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. Red! and a knife. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow], ~OwO~ nuzzles you [Shwot opens on winging alarm bwell; swirens and kwaxons pway ~OwO~ in thwe bwackground], The Administrator: nuzzle "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert! For more information, please see our The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. Yeah, it is! ryland screams and calls him sus! President of his fan club? Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and . He couwd be you! ", Scout: "What're you? 4 min ago Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? The French phrase spoken by the RED Spy at the end is "Ah, ma petit chou-fleur", which approximately means "Ah, my little cauliflower" (a correct sentence would be "Ah, mon petit chou-fleur", since cauliflower in French is a masculine noun). mang0 breaks records. ], [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Red! Alright then. | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | He could be you. ", [The Scout attempts to manipuwate the knife wike the Spy, onwy to cut himsewf on the fingew and dwop it], Spy: "If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me." And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! He was the RED Spy! Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Thwe Scwout weaches thwe dwesk to nuzzle dwiscover thwe bwiefcase is pwerfectly swafe], Scout: ~OwO~ [whwile scweaming, he nwotices thwe bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hwey, nuzzle it's stwill hwere! Thwe BWU ~OwO~ Spy weans over thwe dwead ~OwO~ nuzzle Snwiper, gwesturing fwantically. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Gimme that! Cwose-up on thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Spy's fwace as he dwisguises puts away meat scepter as ~OwO~ thwe Mwedic, swans spwectacles], [The Spy kwills thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Mwedic with a well-placed chwop nuzzle to thwe thwoat, knwocking off hwis spwectacles, which he ~OwO~ cwatches and wears, nuzzle cwompleting hwis ~OwO~ dwisguise], [Cut bwack to BWU Intel ~OwO~ Woom. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. 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