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bonus #tuesdaysatire: man way less upset about female prime minister than female Ghostbusters – @thedailymash
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / July 12, 2016A MAN who fiercely opposes the all-female Ghostbusters reboot is unconcerned about a female prime minister. Nathan Muir of Oxford, who has posted more than 450,000 online comments opposing the new G...
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#saturdaysatire: four networking openers he can’t possibly read as flirting but will anyway
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / July 9, 2016Top of the range advice to keep it all profesh, ladies. Nobody likes networking! And it’s especially frustrating when your networking efforts are mistaken for romantic advances. Here are a few easy c...
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#saturdaysatire: #Brexit: Guardian reader secretly loving all of this
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / July 2, 2016Yes. More #Brexit. Laugh/ cry remember? A GUARDIAN reader is secretly enjoying being even more earnest than usual because of Brexit. 44-year-old Tom Booker, from Hackney, has been indulging his emot...
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#saturdaysatire: F*ckin’ gobsh*tes
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / June 25, 2016And finally. bc really. BRITAIN is making headlines around the world today after over 17 million gobsh*tes did something rather stupid, WWN can reveal. Exit polling company YouGov confirmed that the...
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#saturdaysatire: Leave voters can stick their pens up their arses, Remain voters declare
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / June 25, 2016@dailysquat: Remain voters have told Leave voters that they can stick their pens up their arses after the EU referendum finished as a surprising victory for the Leave campaign. As voting progressed...
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#saturdaysatire: Americans confused by system of government in which leader would resign after making terrible decision
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / June 25, 2016srsly. WASHINGTON—In the wake of Prime Minister David Cameron’s announcement that he would leave office following the United Kingdom’s vote to exit the European Union, tens of millions of Americans e...
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#saturdaysatire: Millions to vote whether to get shafted by a British or European government
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / June 25, 2016It has been an appalling week. All satire brought to you today is about the #EURef. It was, in short, a fucking disaster and I am now in a laugh/ cry place. I expect to remain there for several years....
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#saturdaysatire: woman who has it all knows exactly how she does it
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / June 18, 2016Bridgette Ross of Boston, Massachusetts has confirmed that while she indeed has a lucrative career, supportive husband, and three healthy children, she also knows exactly how she does it. “It’s not a...
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#saturdaysatire: single woman over a certain age obviously has something wrong with her
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / June 11, 2016Despite appearing perfectly normal to the naked eye, 33-year-old single woman Sarah Coogan has been confirmed as having ‘something wrong with her’ by a local Waterford community. Drawing on the wealt...
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#saturdaysatire: woman who hasn’t been threatened online wonders what she’s doing wrong
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / June 4, 2016“I’VE been using Twitter now for about 4 hours now, and unlike many of my female friends I’ve yet to be threatened with rape or violence,” explained avid social media user Karen Higgins. Karen (19), ...
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#saturdaysatire: polyamorous guy who brought ukulele to party explains feminism to young women
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / May 28, 2016BERKELEY, CA - Witnesses report local ukulele owner and polyamorous man Rick Walcott graciously explained the core concepts of feminism to a group of female undergraduate students Saturday night durin...
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#saturdaysatire: feminist picnic falls apart after no-one makes any sandwiches
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / May 21, 2016A feminist picnic turned into a complete disaster yesterday after none of the women brought any sandwiches. The picnic was supposed to celebrate the capabilities of women in a safe, women-only enviro...
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#saturdaysatire: man worried harassing messages he’s sending on dating app getting lost among abuse from other guys
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / May 14, 2016NORRISTOWN, PA—Saying he wasn’t sure whether writing to them was even worth the effort at this point, local man Luke Browning expressed concern to reporters Tuesday that the offensive messages he’s be...
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#saturdaysatire: Four late comebacks worth chasing down your catcaller
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / May 7, 2016No matter who you are, you’ve probably experienced unwanted catcalling and street harassment before you ever had a chance to respond. It’s almost like your aggressors aren’t interested in sticking aro...
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#saturdaysatire: white woman at her ‘most authentic’ when appropriating other cultures
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / April 30, 2016Lifestyle guru Whitney Wilson admits that while living her truth as an “average” white woman felt difficult at first, she has finally reached a level of cultural appropriation where she can finally be...
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#saturdaysatire: woman with job constantly described as ‘fiercely independent’
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / April 16, 2016Jennifer Marsh, who works an administrative job at a law firm, is frequently labeled “fiercely independent” by those who know her. Marsh has heard the label from friends, family, acquaintances, and ev...
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#saturdaysatire: How to act like you’re perfectly okay with public breastfeeding – @reductress
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / April 9, 2016Breastfeeding is a natural thing, and as a natural thing, it is also beautiful, even though cannibal rats are also natural but not necessarily beautiful. The point is, it’s best to be cool with moms b...
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#saturdaysatire: local woman confused as love life doesn’t resemble any romcoms she has watched
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / April 2, 2016An utterly bewildered Waterford woman has described her confusion at the fact her love life bears none of the hallmarks of countless romantic comedies she has watched over the years. “No, no, hang on...
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#saturdaysatire: Woman arrested for crossing line of assertive yet non-threatening (down with this sort of thing) – @reductress
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / March 26, 2016Early this morning, 37-year-old Toni Larkin was arrested for menacing and endangering the welfare of an entire Starbucks coffee shop after correcting someone who cut her in line. Despite earlier repor...
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#saturdaysatire: Five heroic male feminists who deserve the recognition they demand – @Reductress
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / March 19, 20161. Kyle Tolliver man. On January 18, 2015, Kyle Tolliver embarked on a heroic and selfless five-paragraph-long Facebook rant about the wage gap and mystifyingly received no phone numbers or messages o...
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