Tag: LULz

It has been an appalling week. All satire brought to you today is about the #EURef. It was, in short, a fucking disaster and I am now in a laugh/ cry place. I expect to remain there for several years. Unlike in the EU. @dailysquat: Millions of people are set to vote in the EU referendum today and decide whether […]

Bridgette Ross of Boston, Massachusetts has confirmed that while she indeed has a lucrative career, supportive husband, and three healthy children, she also knows exactly how she does it. “It’s not a mystery,” Ross says. “I’m doing it on purpose.” Since the Ross family moved to Boston six months ago, neighbors have been wondering about this bizarre quirk in the […]

“I’VE been using Twitter now for about 4 hours now, and unlike many of my female friends I’ve yet to be threatened with rape or violence,” explained avid social media user Karen Higgins. Karen (19), who is active on a variety of social media platforms noticed she was having a less than full experience online after learning of the abuse […]

BERKELEY, CA – Witnesses report local ukulele owner and polyamorous man Rick Walcott graciously explained the core concepts of feminism to a group of female undergraduate students Saturday night during a house party near the University of California – Berkeley campus. “The thing is, women have been oppressed for so long that it’s not even about equality anymore,” Walcott said loudly, casually adjusting […]

A feminist picnic turned into a complete disaster yesterday after none of the women brought any sandwiches. The picnic was supposed to celebrate the capabilities of women in a safe, women-only environment, but things didn’t quite go as planned. With the sun hanging high in the sky it seemed to be perfect weather for a picnic. But the seven proud […]

NORRISTOWN, PA—Saying he wasn’t sure whether writing to them was even worth the effort at this point, local man Luke Browning expressed concern to reporters Tuesday that the offensive messages he’s been sending women through OkCupid are getting lost among all the harassment from other male users. “I can only imagine how many obscene comments and explicit threats the average […]

No matter who you are, you’ve probably experienced unwanted catcalling and street harassment before you ever had a chance to respond. It’s almost like your aggressors aren’t interested in sticking around to learn about your personality! Here are five belated comebacks to yell at your street harasser as you chase him down the street that’ll make him say, “What? Who […]

Lifestyle guru Whitney Wilson admits that while living her truth as an “average” white woman felt difficult at first, she has finally reached a level of cultural appropriation where she can finally be her “most authentic self”. “I wasn’t existing in my truest form when I was just jogging and drinking coffee all the time,” Wilson says. “Since I swapped […]

Jennifer Marsh, who works an administrative job at a law firm, is frequently labeled “fiercely independent” by those who know her. Marsh has heard the label from friends, family, acquaintances, and even coworkers, all inspired by her unquenchable drive to maintain basic employment. “I never knew so little effort could garner this much attention,” reveals Marsh, who works as a […]

Breastfeeding is a natural thing, and as a natural thing, it is also beautiful, even though cannibal rats are also natural but not necessarily beautiful. The point is, it’s best to be cool with moms breastfeeding publicly, even if a suckling infant makes a squishing sound similar to a person who chews with their mouth open. The more you can […]

An utterly bewildered Waterford woman has described her confusion at the fact her love life bears none of the hallmarks of countless romantic comedies she has watched over the years. “No, no, hang on, it’s raining, I’m running late for an important meeting so I should accidentally bump into a gorgeous bloke who then asks me out on a date, […]

Early this morning, 37-year-old Toni Larkin was arrested for menacing and endangering the welfare of an entire Starbucks coffee shop after correcting someone who cut her in line. Despite earlier reports, the method in which she corrected the cutter was decidedly cranky, un-self-conscious, and not sexy. No injuries are reported at this time and the suspect is in custody. After […]

1. Kyle Tolliver man. On January 18, 2015, Kyle Tolliver embarked on a heroic and selfless five-paragraph-long Facebook rant about the wage gap and mystifyingly received no phone numbers or messages of gratitude from hot women, even though he clearly demonstrated a keen understanding of what women go through every day of their lives. Kyle’s empathy was unparalleled, and yet, […]

THE continued existence of the planet’s men is impeding the ability of women to enjoy International Women’s Day on their own terms, WWN has learned. The section of the male half of the earth’s population that specialise in leering and fawning as well as contrary and loutish behaviour have directly contributed to ruining the one day of the year dedicated […]

In my life so far, I’ve been fortunate enough to date guys who refuse to take part in sexist behavior. I’ve had plenty of boyfriends who’ve gone above and beyond in their willingness to take on sexist stereotypes, from stealing my hoodie because they were cold to letting me move an entire couch by myself. But I’ve finally found The […]

Sweetie, it’s time you and I had a very important conversation—a conversation every mother has with her daughter when she gets to be around your age. You’re getting to a point now where you’re going to be experiencing a lot of changes, and I want you to fully understand what’s going on. You see, sweetheart, as you get older, your […]

In a move that has shocked many people in this country John A. Costello and his government have officially upgraded the status of women in Ireland to 2nd class citizens. The Taoiseach did not provide an explanation as to why the decision was made but so-called women’s advocacy groups have praised the move. Up until today’s decision women in Ireland […]

Explaining that she had needed a few months to herself to “get back to the right emotional place,” local woman Laura Berman told reporters Monday she finally felt ready to start receiving completely unsolicited and extremely vulgar messages again. “It was really important to have some time to regroup, but now I think I’m ready to put myself out there […]