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#saturdaysatire: local father does the weekly family shop for first time since 1997 – @WhispersNewsLTD
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / April 1, 2017A TRIUMPHANT Waterford father of three and occasional husband of one was quick to dismiss rumours of international awards and praise after successfully carrying out the weekly family shop yesterday ev...
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#saturdaysatire: New House of Cards series cancelled ‘because it can’t compete with this sh*t’ – @whispersnewsltd
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / March 4, 2017STREAMING GIANT Netflix has made the decision to cancel its successful House of Cards series, citing the fact that despite an effort to create a series of compelling and dramatic events surrounding th...
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#saturdaysatire: transcript of call between Enda Kenny and Donald Trump – @whispersnewsltd
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / February 11, 2017LULz at Enda Kenny and LULz at Donald Trump. There's nothing to not like here. IRELAND was said to be unsure how to act after learning the man most unfit for public office, snagged a 10-minute conver...
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#saturdaysatire: I’m not a feminist, I just believe in everything they stand for
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / January 7, 2017Don’t get me wrong—I believe in women, and fundamental rights like equal pay for equal work. I believe in universal maternity leave, body autonomy, and the rights for women to have credit cards, own p...
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#saturdaysatire: mansplaining mansplaining to women
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / December 30, 2016IN one the most profound misunderstandings witnessed by 21st century societies, learned men’s rights activists have consistently reached out to extremist feminazis to explain complex and often much de...
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#saturdaysatire: “Don’t have an abortion but also please breastfeed where I can’t see it”
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / December 24, 2016SPEAKING exclusively to WWN, Senator Eamon Russey discusses his simple two-part plan for an easier life for everyone. The notion that a pregnant woman could one day to decide to abort the baby in her...
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#saturdaysatire: poll: what are we going to do with these women, at all, at all?
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / December 17, 2016The women in this country, honestly, what are we going to do with them? If they’re not giving out about bodily autonomy, they’re complaining about wage equality or something like that. Don’t they h...
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#saturdaysatire: US election: white men finally cut a break
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / November 19, 2016(Last week was Too Soon. This week is not much better but we have to get back on the horse. Where to even start. The most illuminating thing about this election cycle: opening my feed in the morning a...
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#saturdaysatire: professional outfits that won’t stop men from referring to you as a ‘girl’
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / October 29, 2016So, you just landed a badass corporate job and now you need to dress the part. Don’t worry! We put together a few powerful, business professional outfits to make you look like a grown-up in the boardr...
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#saturdaysatire: Waterford man doesn’t like girlfriend’s newly found confidence
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / October 22, 2016“She’s after losing a couple of stone since starting the accounting course and thinks she’s great now off with all her new college friends,” Waterford man Martin Power explains to WWN about a worrying...
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#saturdaysatire: grown woman spends day being referred to as ‘girl’
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / October 15, 2016A DUBLIN based office worker has spent the majority of the day being referred to as a ‘girl’, marking the 3127th day in a row in her adult life this has happened. 26-year-old Shauna Higgins had thoug...
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#saturdaysatire: real man proves how tough he is by whining about feminism
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / October 8, 2016Real man Simon Williams has proved himself to be both tough and cool by posting a lengthy rant about feminism on the Internet. Williams, whose unshakable self-confidence means he genuinely doesn’t ca...
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#saturdaysatire: woman interrupted 25 times sharing thoughts on presidential debate
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / September 30, 2016(I forgot about my #saturdaysatire for a while. It was summer time and the livin' was easy etc. Now I'm cold and bitter again so it's back. ETA: and, erm, a day early. Oh be quiet.) Reductress: Accor...
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#saturdaysatire: a primer on #everydaysexism
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / September 3, 2016Everything you need to know about everyday sexism, folks. And it's funny 'cos it's true. Though opportunities for women have increased considerably over the past century, insidious everyday sexism co...
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#saturdaysatire: I omitted ‘sorry’ from my vocabulary for a week and boy, was my boyfriend mad
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / August 27, 2016There’s an apology epidemic going on among women and I, for one, was ready to do my part to end it. So as an experiment, I decided to spend a whole week without using the dreaded word “sorry” altogeth...
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#saturdaysatire: fun summer cocktails when they ask you ‘well, what were you drinking?
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / August 20, 2016(TW) GOD BLESS YOU, reductress, you are amazing. All week, reductress, the best feminist satire site on the web (well, perhaps the only, really) has dedicated its front page to taking down rape cul...
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#saturdaysatire: spend more money on makeup, you useless spinster
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / August 13, 2016Are you getting your makeup from a drugstore? Shame on you! You’ll never find a husband, best friend, or dream job if you’re wearing cheap Covergirl foundation. You say you can’t tell the difference? ...
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#saturdaysatire: man entirely different misogynist online than in real life
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / August 6, 2016CHATTANOOGA, TN—Explaining how his subtle belittlement and disrespect for women in face-to-face interactions had little in common with the bold, outspoken manner in which he degrades women when he’s o...
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#saturdaysatire: women are so catty except almost every woman I’ve ever
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / July 30, 2016Listen, I work with women, I’ve lived with women, I’ve seen women. And let me tell you, women are so catty. I mean, with the small exception of pretty much every woman I’ve ever met. Ugh! I just can’...
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#saturdaysatire: five mistakes every woman should dwell on
By feimineach / in #saturdaysatire / July 23, 2016Sometimes it feels like we’ve never grown out of that awkward stage. We learn quickly that adulthood does not come with a written set of guidelines that can easily be referred to for answers. We try, ...
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